HOLD ONTO YOUR CINNAMON-COVERED HORSES AND PREPARE TO EXPERIENCE AUTUMN LIKE NEVER BEFORE WITH OUR EXTRAORDINARY CONVERSATION PIECE AND FULLY OPERABLE CONTROL PANEL!
From the whimsical minds that brought you the Jewish Space Laser, Chemtrail Activation, Release the Kraken/Karen, and Covid Microchip control panels, we're thrilled to introduce the ultimate gift for pumpkin aficionados and their legions of equally passionate pumpkin-loving friends. This is your gateway to Autumn Whimsy and our nod to those who understand that a touch of humor can make any day a little brighter and much more flavorful.
THE PERFECT PRESENT FOR ANY PUMPKIN AFICIONADO
🍁 Are you ready to elevate your morning ritual with a steaming cup of your favorite brew, kissed by the warm embrace of pumpkin spice, awakening your senses to the symphony of fall?
🍁 Or maybe you find yourself wrapped in a soft blanket, gripping a captivating book, and savoring warm, fluffy pumpkin-spiced pancakes. Their golden edges, crisped to perfection, invite you to taste the very essence of autumn. Outside, the world dances in hues of amber and gold, leaving behind the day's worries,
🍁 Or perhaps you long for your 40-mile radius to transform into an overly fragrant field of conquest, where the damp air is thick with the sweet (somewhat sinus-burning) scent of victory wafting from the rotting corpses of 10,000 defeated Jack-o'-lanterns, a testament to your mastery over the gourd army!
🍁 From a MIST to TSUNAMI level selector and the pumpkin-shaped ornate DISCHARGE BUTTON, command the intensity of your pumpkin spice output like the Sultan of Spice. Embrace the peculiar, master the zest, and let the Pumpkin Spice Discharge Panel not only redefine your autumnal excess but also change the meaning of your life, imbuing you with the magnetic allure of a pumpkin spice sorcerer, leaving admirers spellbound in your aromatic wake!
🍁 With our beautifully crafted panel, you are most definitely not limited to controlling your pumpkin spice release. This versatile command platform, complete with an operable toggle and a main momentary push button, opens a world of possibilities. It's ready to integrate seamlessly into any project that requires controls with a similar delicious twist.
🍁 Concord Aerospace Pumpkin Spice panel is your gateway to Autumn Whimsy and our nod to those who understand that a touch of humor can make any day a little brighter and much more flavorful.
🎃 PUMPKIN SPICE HISTORY 🎃
With its aromatic embrace, Pumpkin spice has played a silent hand in history, mending divides and fostering unity. In tales whispered by sages, it's said to have calmed the most tempestuous of hearts, ended conflicts, and even brokered peace among ancient empires. From the ancient spice markets of Constantinople to the bustling coffee shops of Seattle in the modern era, a whispered truth has echoed through time and space:
'WHEN IT COMES TO THE BASICS, THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS TOO MUCH PUMPKIN SPICE.'
This savory secret spans continents, blending the flavors of diverse cultures, and it is a truth upheld by all who relish the essence of autumn.
🍁 And so, as the leaves begin their graceful descent and the air takes on its familiar crispness, we find ourselves embracing this ancient gift, this seasoning of unity. Pumpkin Spice is the artificially scented musky elixir holding the cracks of society together every autumn… Just like a ragged strip of duct tape on a cracked windshield.
TECHNICAL INFORMATION
🍁 SINGLE AND DOUBLE MODELS
🍁 Multi-layer laser-cut switch assembly.
🍁 Real / Operable heavy-duty toggle switch. (20A-125VAC / 15A-250VAC).
🍁 SPST (ON-OFF Configuration). - Dual Panel Only
🍁 SPDT upgrade is available on request. - Dual Panel Only
🍁 12V Momentary push button switch.
🍁 Accurately sized switch guard and bezels based on the Apollo Command Module. - Dual Panel Only
🍁 Custom fabricated toggle red switch boots.
🍁 Custom fabricated stainless steel washers.
🍁 Reproduction DZUS for enhanced visuals.
🍁 Completely designed, manufactured, and assembled in our Orlando facility.
🍁 Ships within 3 days.
🍁 If you need a panel urgently, please get in touch with us, and we can expedite your order.
DISCLAIMER
By accessing, purchasing, or utilizing any product & services provided by Concord Aerospace, the client acknowledges and accepts that such utilization is subject to the client's judgment and at their own risk. The client fully assumes all responsibilities for installing, maintaining, or using these products. The client understands that any installation or use of these products may pose risks, including but not limited to the risk of electrical shock, injury, or damage to equipment and the installation environment. In applications that require power, it is recommended that a professional installation be carried out to minimize any risks of injury or damage resulting from improper installation or use of all Concord Aerospace products.
